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"Black pathology is big business. Two-thirds of teenage mothers are white, two-thirds of welfare recipients are white and white youth commit most of the crime in this country."
- me: mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste
- mom: finish the one you have sweetie
- me: it's empty
- mom: *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees*
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard